December 2011
no one saw that
my lip itches and i have lipstick on only in america
at this point i am shaking and sweating
sadboy15:
CAN I PLEASE JUST HAVE CLOTHES
i just took aaaaaaaa 2 hour bath are you jealous or are you jealous
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Anonymous asked: i read that your bipolar and i think i might be too. how does it effect your life?
it’s a shame that the only reason why i’m going out tonight is so i can eat something…..
i haven’t eaten in two days so i’m so fucking off the wall emotional i need something oh my GOd
why is it saturday…
new years resolution
to die
my stomach wont shut upup
oh my god this fucking faggot is going in the shower when i was just about to i’m jumping off a building y’all i can’t do this
my internet is so slow right now and i’m starving and this fucking assmonkey boyfriend of my mother’s is fucking irritating and obnoxious and stupid and i want to stab him in the face i’m just disturbed by his presence
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
h0mosimpson:
no mum i can’t get out of bed before 12 i have the emo
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
