so far at ikea i’m working in all of the departments and just replenishing everything and setting up fixtures in like july, i’ll be doing that in just cookware and i’ll be really annoyed probably
i’ve decided that i’m going to save up to get my nipples pierced and get a tattoo of an overweight pin-up girl on the back of my calf it’s happening
maleteen: my eyebrows are the source of all my power
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
chrssy: riding your man like
diannaagr0n: someone left this picture on the tester camera at target i’m
tsarcasm: like-a-ph0enixx: Girls with titty stretchmarks that like to wear low-cut shirts and shit. ««« IT IS NOT THE WAVE. WEAR A TURTLENECK. you sound really flat chested
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
barbietoilet: I wanna start using really awful and embarrassing slang and I want everyone around me to feel second-hand embarrassment when I talk.
android18: kabutopz: i may sound weird as fuck right now but he was seriously the hottest who in Whoville you need jesus